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Y'all ready for this?I don't think so.Yeah,oh listen to this were gonna come at ya!
This is a most spliffingly shaggable site...mmmm yeah
Dack, Doob and Reef like munchies.
Their favourite munchies are:
Coco pops
Yogurts
Weetos
Cheesecake
Hobnobs
Angel Delight
Cookies
Water(for when you get cotton mouth)
Pasta
One-stop(chips,pizza,kebabs etc all delivered to you at a
generous price within a 4 mile radius)
There are a number of pastimes that they all enjoy, Dackman likes to visit the fishmarket, fishmarket?...Doobie enjoys rehabilitating snails injured in the Vietnam war; and Reef likes to kick back with a puzzle while conjouring up plans to take over South Alaska.But how could they have their names without relishing in the occasional one or ten thousand tokes!When the Weedman does not live up to his name, improvisation comes into play. We have found that smoking tea and coffee have similar effects to weed. This is how to do it:
Take your average tea bag, make a clean incision across the top, if desperate, burn a hole using the joss stick you are using to cover up the smell of your absent weed in your room.(Children under the age of 5 should get their parents to help them with this bit, always offer to share the goodness-seconds are usually preferable).Remove tea leaves and place on a clean surface, we'll come back to them later. From here on continue as you would normally when using a bong, but replace the weed with tea leaves, this will achieve the desired effect.(see picture for reference.It shows dackman & doobie in action----->)
Or if using coffee instead of weed, you take your average coffee granulated bean and place in a reefer generously. Spark up the reefer and smoke it away 'til your hearts content, causing extreme giggles and alertness.
Show me some love, strip off your clothes and take off your socks. BINMORESOCKS!
Jew and Smee will soon be introducing their entrepreneur techniques,lasting for the next few decades or so making them HUGELY rich so GUTTED if you decided to hate us.Our plans are as follows...we will be making a series of videos featuring:Dackman & Doobie(naturally),Reef,Winky,Weedman(as himself) and Toker(on his return from lands afar) also making a guest appearance will be Kimjim/Earthwormkim/Ice-cubekim.Once the videos are produced,an album is to be made from which there will be at least 4 singles made,if u dont buy them we will hunt u down and pluck out every last one of your pubic hairs...oh yes we will!On retirement from the music industry we will use our skills in the kitchen where our pals will work FOR us,while we brutally,but kinkily beat them with whips until they work hard enough producing food for "The Stoned Joint" where weed is on tap and there is a bong on every table.That is unless you request for it's removal.Thank-you for you custom with Jew and Smee.
Quotes!
REEF:
"Inhale, exhale cheesecake cheesecake!"
"Is that my weed?"
"heehehehe!What?"
"It'll be alright.Doesn't,matter!"
"One-eye!"
"shit happens"
"u-hooooooooooo"
DACKMAN:
"Bargain!"
"Lush"
"Joy"
"Chicken necks?"
"Jew?Jews you...Jew!"
"What?Lesbania?"
"Scold!"
"Look,just fuck off ok?"
"LIKE A GLOVE!"
"Muchos Butchos"
"Loser"
"......and no matter how many fish in the sea, it'd b so empty without SMEE!"
"Flinchy fiend."
"Jew...........................sssssssssss"
"swift as a rabbit.....quick as a cat.....alert as a dog......and walk like a woman"
"smee and smoo"
"forrr onnnnnnnnnne"
DOOBIE:
"Smee?Smees me...Smee!"
"Sexual"
"seconds pard?"
"But its weed, but its not actually a weed because people would think its a weed but it would be weed."
"Look a the cat's hat, oh no don't look at his hat its eyes."
"RUDE!"
"I find that offensive in my country!"
"Score!!!!"............."board"
"Lets have a dack, and THEN we'll do it!"
"Want a fucking forehead war?"
"hahahahaha TWAT!"
"Lets all point at the loser.....->"
"BLATENTLY!"
"Okie Tokie"
"....and TOKE then TOKE i TOKE went TOKE out TOKE to TOKE toke TOKE toke TOKE" <-----muuhhhaaahhhaaaa
"redwoman and methodwoman"
"one portion!"
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Zielos!
Marijuana can't we all just get a bong?
Beer, everybody needs a hobby!
Pimpin' ho' sale since 1869-good news for Moomins!
Tequila have you hugged your toilet today?
Marijuana, proud supporters of the snackfood industry
Moomins!Just supersize it!
Marijuana, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go to sleep
Marriage.The end of a perfectly good sexlife
Masturbation,if you want it done right,you've gotta do it yourself!
College, we drink more before 9am than most people do all day
Romance, it's overrated so lets get naked!
Internet porn. The art of one-handed typing.
Inhale, exhale Dackman, Dackman...inhale, exhale Doobie and Reef!
Lyrics to our Anthems!
VERSE 1:I found a weedy-dack found a weedy-dack, found a weedy-dack yesterday!Found a weedy-dack, found a weedy-dack, found a weedy-dack yesterday!....
V2:It was massive
V3:So I smoked it
V3:Got the giggles
V4:Got the munchies
V5:Got red-eye
V6:I was wasted
V7:Got arrested
V8:Sent to prison
V9:Guess what i found there
V10:Found a weedy-dack!
This song continues until you tire yourself or become blatently sick of this annoying, but spectacular song!
5 Bible bashers hanging at the Swan, 5 Bible bashers hanging at the swan, and if 1 bible basher should accidentally toke...there will be 4 bible bashers hanging at the Swan.
Continue this song as you would normally.
I've got that joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart...where?Down in my heart to stay!
Verse 1:We 3 elves from Lapland are, one in a taxi one in a car, one on a scooter blowing a hooter, the sleigh has broken down.
Chorus:Santas drinking whiskey, high on coke, now he's got some pot to smoke, Santa's dizzy, the elves are busy, working for this bloke!
Verse 2:Santas gay its plain ot see, he's just knocked over the Christmas tree. the elves have gone, he's lighting a bong, is this how Santa Claus should be?!
Repeat chorus
There was a fish called Eric and he lived in the sea, he had lots of friends like you and me, he was bright orange, yellow, pink and green and he lived in some rocks in a pile in the sea.His girlfriend Wanda was a pretty fish, she really was quite a dish!
He left his wife
Winkydoodle went to town riding on a donkey,stuck its tail up her bum and called it macaroni!
Dun nun nun nun, nun nun nun nun, nun nun nun nun, nun nun nun nun, DACKMAN!!!! and his sidekick doobie!The crime busters of the weed, Dackman and Doob defeating any mystery...Hey now, ur a toker, light your dack up, get baked...Do u smoke ur weedy dack?*ur weedy dack?* UR WEEDYDACK!!...I like my green and I cannot lie, you other tokers can't deny dunuanananananananannanananaaaaa u get stoned!...Dack and Doob,Dack and Doob and their reefers too.Everybody knows wen we r stoned everybody laffs wen theyre around us...u can never be sure there'll be tokes,munch giggles all the time!HAHAHA!
5 Dot tributes to our Pards/Pardesses!
..... (winkymateer no.4)
..... (work them balls!)
..... (princess Fiona)
..... (when your a famous director,remember us!)
..... (and he huffed, and he puffed)
..... (so glad we didn't invite you, had loads of fun without u!)
..... (they say you learn something new everyday)
..... (they love the laughter and they love the living)
..... (you talk some random shite)
..... (born and bred the Weedman!)
..... (momma of the Weedman!)
..... (getting stoned on stones again!)
..... (we've been naughty girls again)
..... (we love you)
..... (we love you 2)
..... (we love you 3)
..... (ur strange.....mmmmm jumbo sausage!)
..... (keep on drinkin' your Becks!)
..... (chase me you sexual beast)
..... (shit!I dropped the fuckin milk!)
..... (keep on with the bunnies!)
..... (get over yourself and your hair do)
..... (got 20p?fone sum1 who gives a shit!)
..... (we agree m8.binmoresocks?nah man - sux!)
..... (oui madam......U R GAY!)
..... (Just tell them to piss off!ya LOSERS)
..... (get off of my sherry & pies)
..... (I want more eggs next year)
..... (all my thanks for my & smees success to you)
..... (You are hugely sexual but hated)
..... (elongated head in diagonal directions)
..... (looks like a rat but definately hasn't got the intelligence)
..... (GEEK FREAK!!!!)
..... (Bull-dog)
..... (FINE!)
..... (erm...yup...)
..... (light-house Lahhhhooosssaaaheeeerrrrr)
..... (FECK-ORFFF u weird music man)
..... (you really ain't that fine,sorry!(mieow))
..... (hey baby)
..... (mulitple comic relief rolled into one!)
..... (you make THE best munch ever...mmmmm pizza)
..... (well hello MISS popularity.Yes we mean u t**)
..... (psychotic orGASM...........yes: orGASM)
..... (yes u CAN roll it 4 me)
..... (hardcore dealer my arse)
..... (NO RISE-EERRRRRRRRR)
..... (away with the fairies)
..... (this is not bumfluff...its the real thing he does not stroke his whiskers like u losers)
..... (BIG FEET)
..... (its his bunch but no not the braidy 1...duderey)
..... (SHUT UP!)
..... (FUCKING BITCH TROLL FROM HELL!remember woof?)
You have now reached the end of our page,and if your not bored by all of the crap and complete bollocks you have read through, and are hungry for more.....
YOU ARE SAD,SAD,SAD,SAD,SAD,SAD I TELL YOU.SAD INDIVIDUALS!
Here is some retiring advise;
"Everyday stand in front of your mirror and repeat to yourself 10 times,'I am gorgeous and successful.People admire and adore me and like me for who I am.'Don't tell anyone you're doing this beacuse no one wants to be friends with a sad person, who talks to themselves in mirrors!"
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The creators of this site are not neglegable for the damage of any foxes harmed during the making of this site.It is not our fault that we were sued by the RSPCA and we do not feel remorse for our actions.Good night and thank-you for takin time to sift through this utter crap on our site.May the blessings of Vishnu come down on you and bring you peace,love and empathy in your life especially if you are on the brink of suicide because it will help you trust me.You will have the satisfaction to know that someone has a more pathetic life than you.
GOOD NIGHT VIENNA
On the fateful night not so long ago we sighted doobious characters with dacks and one strnge being with forbidden s*******s.RUDE!It was *puff*splurt*cough*splutter* what a LOSER!
Any way we saw a being with large pokey things s'all im reaveling for now...updates are flying all around left,right and centre!
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