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***NEWS FLASH!***
You ARE gay!But what can we do ayyy?Not much is what I say.(Rhyming paaaaaaarrrrrd(ray))Mmmmm lush!
"Is it true that your a fly?Whoops sorry...offline!Or ru just away coz Beths on the fone and,naturally mooms out to lunch!And quite frankly im appearing to be offline.
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?!¬#,pregnant from well lets face it do the walls of your stomach have no walls?Ru just ONE BIG FUCK OFF CAVERN?GUTTED!
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$&&Y(*&BLACK RIZLAS&(^^$^(*)(*)%£^%
Well what can we say:TASTY
BROWN
SMOKEABLE
GOOD MUNCHIE SUBSTITUTE
WOODEN
GACKY
SELF-WELDING
and thats it,otherwise they can make u feel a bit sick but the outlook is good coz they look like cigars.
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EXCLUSIVE
We have a chat with our very own [name held for legal reasons] who describes what it is like to have an internal penis.
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Mind my fanny,watch my fanny look at it go!Well thanks,i have been working out...i clench...and i release...clench....and i release...mmmmm oooo pardon me.
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MAN BITCH (SHIM)
there has bin a report of 7 sightings of MAN_BITCHES in the area. funnily enough, they seem to be appearing all at the same house.............mine......
*<--whoops, miss alignment
MISS alignment sez, and i quote: "im not married, YET."
no, we're just kidding that never happened - we had our fingers crossed behind our backs :D
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I'd just like to say that NONE of this utter jibber has come from a sane tongue. I have no idea what half of it means but some of it looks good so its here as a memory and a replica of Jew and Smee when they are completely and utterly baked and going off on one!How nice.NB/Doobs does emit copious amounts of heat from her body which is exhumed by Dackman...nobody seems to know why this is but it seems good.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm goood....
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2day whilst chillin in the park, dack and doob were overcome with the power of dizzy wizzies and so,ummm, did dizzy wizzies......all involved found it to be one of the top 100,000 days of their lives so far.....
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Well our laughter-loving and living loving Moom has found her true love in a 80 year old,hair line receeding waiter who speaks one word of english,"fuck". Thats all we have to say to that.Thank-you you big heffer for creating a whats new thing,s'all we have.
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Look out for the new TV show, inspired by well, us...named: schmems adventures in moomland, broadcast by smee...its a horror and were're currently testing a few titles such as: "fat attack"
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!FISHING!
had to be mentioned, to be explained in great deal on a further occasion...
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cameras r bastards...dont trust them......god made grass, man made cameras- who do u trust?.......
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Come baby come baby baby come come
(echo) Come baby come baby baby come come
you gotta gimmie lovin and you gotta gimme some
(echo)
you gotta gimmie lovin and you gotta gimme some
Spliffing!
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STOP right now,thankyou very much(when spice girls attack)*shudder* we seem to have left out the whole how it took two of the forementioned people about 15 minutes to climb 4 steps,
"we've climbed 1,2,3,4 steps 3 steps, 4 steps..."
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